a guide to help you keep up with Theresa May’s latest moves

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Man is this a Prime Minister or a fashion tigress?

 Prime Minister Theresa May in breaks into dance whilst meeting with scouts at the United Nations offices in Nairobi

Prime Minister Theresa May in breaks into dance whilst meeting with scouts at the United Nations offices in Nairobi

She sure could teach the Queen a thing or two……

Commonwealth Heads of Government lunch with HM Queen Elizabeth II
HM Queen Elizabeth II is presented with flowers at the Commonwealth Heads of Government lunch hosted by Commonwealth Secretary-General 
 The Prime Minister seemed to be enjoying herself on the third day of her visit to Africa

The Prime Minister seemed to be enjoying herself on the third day of her visit to Africa

Maybe she could extend the trip (a few years?)

 Theresa May was captured dancing with students and staff at I.D. Mkize Secondary School in Cape Town

AP:ASSOCIATED PRESS
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Theresa May was captured dancing with students and staff at I.D. Mkize Secondary School in Cape Town
 We're not sure what dance Mrs May is doing in this photo... but everyone looks amused

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We’re not sure what dance Mrs May is doing in this photo… but everyone looks amused

How to dance like Mrs May

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Move right foot forward then back. Lift kitten heel up. Put kitten heel down. Repeat. Be careful not to nod off.

2. Body positioning

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Make sure you look as uncomfortable and rigid as possible.

Do not exceed a 20-degree lean or you’ll do yourself a mischief. Do not incline to the Left . . .

Twist torso jerkily in time with your feet. Jerk forward, keeping your upper body as stiff as an Eton collar.

 

3. Arm movement

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Keeping your upper arm muscles fully tensed (nobody votes for bingo wings) creak your lower arm robotically up from the elbow as if you’re not quite sure which planet you’re on.

OPTIONAL (depending on how liberated you feel): Say “Peter Crouch, eat your heart out”.

 

4. On the move

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Feel the beat in those happy feet! Alternatively, you can shuffle along like it’s a wet Wednesday in Westminster . . .

 

 

And now to the Russian champion (where it all started)  Medvedev

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