I thought I was cynical and over sarcastic,then I read this……..

But halfway through I caught myself giggling,is it the politics of division that knobble our great Nation? Read on MacDuff………

HEMEL HEMPSTEAD, A DELIGHT FOR LOVERS OF GRUBBY CONCRETE & PUDDLES OF VOMIT

Living in Hemel HempsteadHERTFORDSHIR

Are you a useless, thieving, work shy sh*tbucket with as much worth to society as a cancer cell? Looking for a relaxing break somewhere other than the shopping centre? Then why not take a holiday in scenic Hemel Hempstead? This picturesque new town is a delight for lovers of grubby concrete and puddles of vomit, and you’ll feel right at home among our local criminal ****!

No stay in Hemel is complete without a visit to all of the area’s roughest bars and clubs! Come on in and glass someone, or just get monged off your **** on Breezers and Wifebeater and puke up outside. Don’t fancy dancing? Then how about a film with lots of explosions at the Empire cinema? Literacy isn’t required – if you can’t read just point at the poster you like. Once inside, you can pick a fight, talk loudly on your mobile, run around or just throw your Maltesters at the people who have turned up to actually watch the film! It’s OK, you’ve got no consideration or manners at home, why should you in public?HOW GRIM IS YOUR POSTCODE?

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